So, if you've been reading this blog regularly, you would have noticed me talking about the Process... EVERYTHING in Japan has a process, and you seriously dont fuck with it. You follow it, and if you step out of line then all hell breaks loose, some people might commit suicide, look at you like you have 3 heads or take their sweet ass time doing whatever you need.
SOOOOOOOO Today... OH MAN the process was out of WACK! So, I was sitting in the teacher's office doing my thing (which is usually creeping on facebook, practice makes perfect, you wanna know what's up in your life? ask me! ahahah jk) when this guy Kouhe runs in and starts spitting out words in VERY fast Japanese. Obviously something is up bc of the looks on people's faces and the "EHHHHHH, HUH, WAAAAAAAAAA" that are flying around the room (youd only get that last " " if you have heard Japanese people speak..."). THEN, all the teachers frantically run out of the room... So i'm like what the hell?! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!! To my dismay, there was no earthquake, but instead, a fight!
Apparently this one guy, Hirotome, was picking on this other guy, Yuu, because of his name... Yuu had enough and started to fight back, and when he realised he was the smaller of the two, grabbed has sculpting knife and slashed Hiro! hahah, the guy had to go to the hospital and get stitches in his shoulder!!! (he prolly deserved it, making fun of kids is no good!
So needless to say, in a pacifist country like Japan, everyone was up in arms with their heads cut off! OH NO, poor hirotome's arm has a slight wound to it! lets all freak out! hahaha it was so funny. and the process got really wacked out for lunch... So lunch here works on a rationing basis with everyone getting a certain portion. usually 6-8 people eat lunch in the teachers room, but today only 4 showed up... presumably the others had to deal with this incident. So people kept coming and going with trays of food, looking all confused who should get what! it was way funnier in life, and i thought it would turn out funny on a post... but its just too complicated to say.
Anyways, we ended up having an afternoon full of assemblies and meetings to try to figure out what happened and talk to the kids about being bad! all in all, an exciting day in BM
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AHHAAHAH what the HELL!!! dude your school is ghetto, and you write about it as if a knife wound is no biggie!!!!! of course the system would be out of whack! SOME KID IN JUNIOR HIGH JUST GOT SLASHED! if that happened here, i bet school would be shut down!
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